Aug 15, 2010

Aku tahu kamu sedang bosan. Nah!! baca surat putus cinta ini

perempuan kampung surat putus cintahi this is me TIJAH...and please read my letter love tq


Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.
Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya. Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil , yg berjaya "dicuri" ..

Mike... .

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk.. Tijah

P/S : hello jgn pandang rendah ok...tijah memang serius nak tinggalkan mat salleh tu MySpace
QieflysiDolce

15 comments :

  1. haha. hancur english kalau camni. adoyai. tijah tijah

    ReplyDelete
  2. tunggang langgang english si tijah ni..hahaaha

    ReplyDelete
  3. cantik beno cik tijah tu..hehe
    ayat mmg lawak..pandaai gak tijah tulis om puteh..;D

    ReplyDelete
  4. tu part surat. part deting b4 breaking up dorang sebang ape je la...

    ReplyDelete
  5. @Farihah Ahmad aku rasa pakai bahasa isyarat kot hahaha.....

    ReplyDelete
  6. @Farihah Ahmad aku rasa pakai bahasa isyarat kot hahaha.....

    ReplyDelete
  7. I don't want banana to fruit two times ea... xD

    ReplyDelete
  8. @Ili Shaheerahahah lebih kurang mcm tu lah :p
    tak nak pisang berbuah 2kali hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  9. Beewseins
    [url=http://healthplusrx.com/nitrix-reviews]nitrix reviews[/url]
    Pleactrerworo

    ReplyDelete

Anonymous kindly be nice to me!
Paling tak suka SPAM yang datang dari negara omputih, tak yah nak comment speaking sangat lah kat Blog aku ni