wahhh besarnya petai ni....sedapnya buat sambal udang memang puas hati!!!Tengah tengah siti panjat pokok petai sambil memetik petai2 yang ada dan dicampak kebawah, lalulah seorang pak aji. kepukkkk!!! kena kepala pak aji ni buat petai yang siti baling ke bawah tu...Pak Aji ni pon pandang ke atas sambil urut dada "Masya allah!" Kata pak aji. Dia panggil siti turun pas tu dia bagi siti lima ringgit "Pegi beli seluar dalam" pas tu pak aji tu trus balik umah.
Siti pon kutip buah buah petai dia tadik dan lari balik umah. samapi kat umah siti jerit "Makkkk!!, tadi ada pak aji tu bagi lima ringgit masa siti panjat pokok petai." Mak Bedah pon heran, ai panjat pokok petai ader org bagi lima ringgit..hmmm...esoknya dia suruh lagi siti gi panjat...dapat lagi kali ni sepuloh hengget sebab pak aji soh beli lebih. Macam biasa siti balik bg tau mak dia. "Wah ni sudah untung, kalau anak aku dapat sepuluh, aku mesti lagi banyak.
Esoknya mak bedah sendiri pegi panjat pokok petai tu...kali ni bila pak aji lalu, mak bedah balik petai tu ke bawah kena pak aji tu. Pak aji dongak dan terus panggil mak bedah turun.
sambil seluk poket dan mak bedah pon dah senyum senyum senget, pak aji kuarkan 50 sen. "Nah, 50 sen ni, pegi beli pisau cukur!" kata pak aji tu buat mak bedah sentap yang amat sangat....
p/s : jgn fikir yang bukan2 pulak taw... 
20 comments :
nice joke...memang lawak hehehehe.......
@crystalzerosixhahaha tq
xphm..
hye qief..ye ke petai tu sebesar tu?? Dasat kentang...
ha3..lawak gilos...menceriakan idup tol la citer ni..
hahahha~ adoi!
betui ka ade petai besaq tu?
http://nomborsebelas.blogspot.com/
@eLLa
hahaha klu ella tak faham takper...coz citer ni sngt under cover...
petai tu besarnye..
huhuhu~~
kalo penggemar petai mmg dah terliur, nasib nana xmakan petai.. :P
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